Let’s Give the Boy a Hand

Only you could make those words cute. I like seafood. Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. I am not a killer.

Let’s Give the Boy a Hand

You’re a killer. I catch killers. I’ve lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. I’m doing mental jumping jacks.

Lost Boys

I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. You all right, Dexter? I’m partial to air conditioning.

Lost Boys

I am not a killer. Only you could make those words cute. Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment. He taught me a code. To survive.

Turning Biminese

Watching ice melt. This is fun. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I’m not even sure what the picture should be.

Beauty and the Beast

Makes me a … scientist. This man is a knight in shining armor. I’m thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? Keep your mind limber. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. I’m really more an apartment person.

Like a sloth. I can do that. Cops, another community I’m not part of. Keep your mind limber. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Makes me a … scientist.

Homer the Great

How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who Homer the Greatgives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze. Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There’s a *New* Mexico? What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway. Fire can be our friend; whether it’s toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie. Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution.

The Last Temptation of Homer

Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution. Get ready, skanks! It’s time for the truth train! Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There’s a *New* Mexico? Slow down, Bart! My legs don’t know how to be as long as yours. Oh, I’m in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don’t have to listen to myself. I’m drunk.

  • Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
  • I stand by my racial slur.
  • We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.

Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk

I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Fire can be our friend; whether it’s toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie. Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution.

Bart the Daredevil

Thank you, steal again. I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn. Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.” Aaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me! Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.

  1. Human contact: the final frontier.
  2. “Thank the Lord”? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don’t have a place within an organized religion.
  3. Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three “Highlander” movies.
Mr. Plow

A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds…it makes ice. I don’t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there’s too many fat children. We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy. This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.” Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?* I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

Homer the Great

I’ll be back. You can’t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I’m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies. What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man? Get ready, skanks! It’s time for the truth train!

Aaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me! I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. Slow down, Bart! My legs don’t know how to be as long as yours. I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

Human contact: the final frontier. Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three “Highlander” movies. Me fail English? That’s unpossible. Homer no function beer well without. Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.

I don’t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there’s too many fat children. I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!

Please do not offer my god a peanut. When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun. You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don’t work out in real life, uh, Christianity.

I stand by my racial slur. Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel.

I can’t go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency. Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.” I’ve had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children… Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There’s a *New* Mexico?